Homer: "All right, knock it off!"
Ned (Flanders): "Knock what off, Simpson?"
Homer: "You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got hear! Your
family is better than my family, your beer comes from FARTHER away,
than my beer, you and your son like each other, and your wife's BUTT
is higher than my wife's butt! You make me sick!"
Ned: "Simpson, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask to leave. I hope you
Homer: "I wouldn't stay on a bet!"
-- Neighbors in Dead Putting Society